Yep, it’s that time of year again. Time for our annual, or semi-annual, or whenever we feel Iike getting rid of a bunch of crap garage sale. Come one come all. See the amazing ten year old Oshkosh jeans…only 1.50!! And look, is that a well worn Barbie with nappy hair? You bet, and it can be yours for only .50! Bedroom furniture, winter coats, creepy, naked baby dolls!! They’re all here!
If you’re in the vicinity, stop on by. I’ll cut you a great deal on some toy dinosaurs.
***garage sale first: a woman just asked to use our bathroom so she could try some shorts on. Anything for a sale, baby. Anything for a sale.
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Good job no-one’s added ‘Dad’s vinyl, only $1.75’ to the bottom of the list …
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There would have been hell to pay with those kinds of shenanigans. Hell to pay I say!
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It’s the sort of scenario that’d keep you awake at 4am
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Oh yes. Most definitely.
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