The Fourth

I’ve never cared for the whole blowing shit up aspect of the Fourth of July. The smell of sulfer, potassium nitrate, and charcoal wafting in the air like poison fog as drunk weekend warriors dig into their grab bag of legal explosives and giggle like overgrown baby ogres. Your burgers are burning, moron. Listen, I […]

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Summer’s Almost Gone

As usual the summer seems to be slipping through my fingers like sand. It promised me back in June that it wouldn’t be in a hurry to leave. “Yeah J, I’m sticking around for a bit. I know I blew through last year but this time it’s different”, Summer distinctly told me back at the […]

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